Posted 50 minutes ago
Posted 4 hours ago

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic)

Posted 4 hours ago

suctioning:

this-bi-guy:

After he nutt:

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delete this

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago
grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

(Source: crocroach)

Posted 4 hours ago

thedashinghoodlum:

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

The fandoms will come for you.

ok

Nerds

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 13 hours ago

theyuseifan:

i paused at just the right time, i think